Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Today's Topics of Consideration (Patties)

1. Patty Mayonnaise
   What nationality was she? 
   Why did she always wear unflattering polka dots? 
   What was with the butch make over?
   Where would she shop in Today's Mall?
2. Crabby Patties
    Are Crabby patties more like burger king whoppers or mc donald's big macs?
    What exactly is the special ingredient?
    What kind of meat are they made of?
    Would you try one?
3. Pat Benetar
    Where is she now?
    Why did she become a pop rock singer when she had opera training?
    What was up with that haircut?
4. Patrick (fall out boy)
    What the hell is wrong with him?
    Why let pete wentz be the front man when pat had the talent?
    How did he lose the weight??

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